02 June, 2010

Get It On

I am writing this while trying to keep my mind out the gutter... a title like 'Get it on' is just asking for some unfortunate sexy blog post.

Do you sometimes wonder what to do to ignite your lover's passions? Feel a bit lost with the old dance moves? Well here's the solution- the oh so sexy, sassy and stunning 'Full Monty Swing' perfect for any heated night in....

I have decided to show you how it is done with a series of pictures. This dance is to be perfromed to the song 'You Sexy Thing' by Hot Chocolate.

Each move is done for a beat of eight, starting at the very begining of the song.

1. The Robert Carlise Pose as seen in the film. (Do it for 4 beats if you need time to get into position)

2. The move I call 'Cat Arms' because my cat dances like this. Other possible names are 'dream arms' as it is the arm movement that convinces people they are in a dream. This is a strange picture but hopefully you get the idea. (The arms move up and down in a rippling effect)

3. The Toe Tap (it's pretty self explainitory.)

4. The shoulder sway.

5. The standard 'Pump'
6. Hold your shirt and wiggle. The more hip movement, the better.... 'sexy' faces are optonal. (obviously by the picture)

7. Wave your shirt round your head.

8. spin (not eight beats for this move- just go with it) and end up in the final pose.


And there you have it. It trully is a most seductive dance. You'll have people drooling all over you... hopefully not literally.

P.s I am aware of how unphotogenic I am.

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